You are living a good life. All the wonders of the world are at your disposal. All you have to do is press some buttons and it's yours. Well, I am going to tell you how to ruin your career. Go from cloud 9 to the underworld in no time. This article will tell you everything you need to know in order to change your life for the worse.
- Screw up! Whether you are a CEO or a truck driver, the first thing you need to do is screw up. This proves you are human, and that you make mistakes. Do this often enough and your work colleagues will begin to doubt your abilities, thus beginning a downward spiral in your life.
- File for devorce! Even if you still love your wife, start making it seem like you don't. Your wife is usually your biggest supporter and the one who keeps you under surveillance. With her out of the way, you're free to do anything you want. If you have children, you might get lucky and the wife will take them with her.
- Do something bad!!! Start, or join, a scandal of some sort. Whether you pulled a Tiger Woods, or just plotted to rob your investors, this is a must! This will detroy every chance you have with your company, and every other company in your field. This will force you to try and re-educate yourself into another field. I recommend that you start training for a marathon though. If you had an affair (or several) then you had better be able to run from your wife.
- Become a raging alcoholic! This a very important step, though it may not seem like it. In order to have a complete life makeover, it is vital that you do this (getting into drugs is an acceptable substitute). You will learn to live off your addiction and it will own you. Soon you will be selling your Mercedes Benz, your imported furniture, even your house, just to feed this addiction. This will result in you living on the streets.
There you go. You now know everything you need to do in order to ruin your life and career. Remember that every step listed above is absolutely vital if you want to succeed in doing this. Don't try to make it look like you are innocent. Own up to everything with confidence. This way, the people will know without a doubt that it was you who did all this.
Also, don't make the mistake of thinking, "I have done enough". There is no excuse for under achievement! Shoot for the stars! You should always do more than you deem necessary. This way, you can always be proud of what you have done.
Follow these steps and pieces of advice and you will be ruined!! Good luck to all who attempt this. May your life be against you!
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